Louis Logic - Happy Hour lyrics

[Verse One: Louis Logic] Open the flood gates to where the drunk stays My crib is more like a liquor store that's open on Sundays [Charlie Bawles aka Checkmark] And I got one way to look at life, through empty green bottles Seems all I wanna do is bang brews and teen models Team motto? Rep Red Star and stay true Furthering the gap between us drunks and J. Crews I drink booze in school, had a flask in cla** Tapped kegs, broads and backboards and mastered math [Louis Logic] I'm like a nasty brat when I don't get my way Open the gates so somebody's getting broken today They on the nuts so much it's like they hoping I'm gay These poor punks will get their store front closed for the day [Checkmark] Me being sober Fridays? That's like Da Brat liking dudes Type to strike a move All about cash, mics and brews That's right ya lose Cause your flow couldn't stop the man That'll clap you with a bottle till your dome look like Rocky Dennis [Scratch Hook] {x2} "Budweiser in the daytime, Heineken after nine And hit your record after record and rhyme after rhyme" - Sadat X 'Rockin It' "Featherweight contenders surrender" - Inspectah Deck 'R.E.C. Room' "No question" "Chill count to ten, and bring me back a Heineken" - Black Sheep [Verse Two: Checkmark] I get a 12 pack of Heiney's and a couple of stouts Enough to get your girl drunk when I bust in her mouth The type to Smuggle about 20 beers to a movie Brews Brother number one AKA Palmer Brewsky [Louis Logic] And slam backboards, stand back boy I'm coming through, Brews Brother number two Running down the street drunk, in Spider Man underoos On the news wilding Kicked out of a dive for becoming too violent [Checkmark] I strum a dudes violin with a bottle cap Swallow tabs in front of broads and XO my cognac In a Pontiac with an open container Cause I don't care y'all My real name is Charlie Bear Bawles [Louis Logic] We'll prolly tear y'all a new bu*t hole with this one flow Then hop the chain and bounce on the run from Columbo Now the pigs in the station house wishing they knocked me Cause I came to town chasing down chicken like Rocky [Scratch Hook] [Verse Three: Louis Logic] When Louis Logic and Sir Charlie are served barley and malt Run up the tab on the bar keep, it's hardly our fault Cause I drink so fast I always spill some on my lap That's why it's so hard to perform cause I'm drunk when I rap Or something like that [Checkmark] I muffle your DAT, sabotage your whole show Sad ya got a catalog of old flows Mr. Cattle Prod Hoes, stab a broad slow Charlie Bawles, God's flow, in Babylon with bomb 'dro [Louis Logic] And the jabber jaw pro Y'all can call me Dr. [?] Cause I always ask the cla** if they brought so vodka for me Today's lesson is how to tell obnoxious stories But if I don't get a sip of some liq's, I'm not performing [Checkmark] Toss the door man a $20 and I sneak in a case And pour some brew on the coochie just to sweeten the taste Give me a beat with some ba**, I have the place rocking Battle crews for brews and win more cases than Cochran