Oh life is so peculiar You get so wet in the rain You get so warm in the sunshine It doesn't pay to complain When I get up each morning There's nothing to breathe but air When I look in the mirror There's nothing to comb but hair When I sit down to breakfast Nothing to eat but food Life is so peculiar but you can't stay home and brood Yes, life is so peculiar, a fork belongs with the knife Corn beef is lost without cabbage A husband should have a wife Life is so peculiar But is everybody's pair That's life (that's life) (Oh life is so peculiar, the beach has only got sand) The oceans only got water You never know where you stand When I get out to dinner There's nothing to wear but clothes Whenever I get sleepy There's nothing to do but doze Whenever I get thirsty There's nothing to do but drink Life is no peculiar that it makes it to the top of the sink (Life is so peculiar) it's so peculiar A fork belongs with the knife (The fork belongs with the knife) Corn beef is lost without cabbage A husband should have a wife Life is so peculiar That's what everybody says (That's right) That's right