Louis Hammock - Strut lyrics

Like you can catch him in the garden I leave a b**h criss crossed looking like tartan The cigars been split on the the throne where I sit Ever seen a kid with the bars this hard man? You lost my interest when you said you was a rapper Cos' really I can't be f**ed with this I do it cos' I have to Like I'm pretty sh**ty at about everything else So I'll have a go at this sh** if that sh** other fails! f** Fake fur coats for the summer, mind in a slumber, With the muddy motherf**ing shoes on. I'm coming fresh like croutons Sitting in this dudes Hummer green sh** straight looking like oolong I'm laughing at how you agreeing that I'm sick Told me go see a lobotomist for thinking with my dick I rip sh**, get dirty like dog piss I put a beat on then I hop into my tardis Artistic sh**, fly narcissistic I'm high like thai sticks's, flirting with ya b**hes I'm ripping up sh**, when I be moving my lips, I'm wearing a suit for business This is an announcement telling you to hide your kids's! Got nothing good to say then say f** all Like why the f** you rapping then? I wasn't good at football! Already on a downfall and I'm only on the come up All in all I am so sick that you can feel it in your stomach! So please shut the f** up! (Haha) I'm elegant with eloquence While I burn spliffs on the back of an elephant Eff you and your delegates while I'm f**in up your residence With four young hoes that like to call themselves my regiment And you alone are evidence of your irrelevance And I myself a specialist at talking mad excrement Coming up with better sh**, on something excellent Your b**h gets down and she gets real decadent! I'm acting like it's ninety four till' infinity I'll probably live forever even though this habit's k**ing me I know you motherf**ers feeling me Got a million legs around my shoulders like I'm f**ing with a millipede Apologies for coming off real nasty I been rocking pigeons coming out like Dick Dastardly Hardly rhyme off the top, think tactically Rapping with finesse you're a motherf**ing spastic, B Happily ruin you and all you homies Leave you f**ing homeless take your wellbeing practically Rapping cos' I wanna f** Selena Gomez, sniff half a key and do the Dougie all in one moment! And in a moment you gone see me f**ing do it Blow up with this rap sh**, and I don't even move it. (Nah) Cos all I really do is talk bullsh**