Louis Hammock - Mrunken Daster lyrics

Smooth white on a limestone cowboy I'm drunk in the chip shop, coke and a saveloy Drop digits to a single mother midget You can tell he's not right how the left eye twitches Drunk driving through a red light, full blast speakers, head lights turnt up, with the d** in your features Never listened to my teachers, don't ask about god never thought about preachers In the red valour sweatsuit, I roll around with kids that alligators wanna wrestle Invest in a rope just to hang yourself with, and the rhymes grabbed you and we got your wife and kids Indian summer Better hide your mother, brother, father and your sister and your lover I come through blowing cheese Kraft on a hover Down to take your b**h and probably drug her Hijacking unicorns off the f**in rainbow Chillin with some trolls in Skyrim blowing mega off the table Make a b**h drop to her knees like I'm Jesus b**h believe I'm the G that they put in geezers You a disabled boxer got no punch lines And I smash through a gram motherf**er punch lines She asked for it again I'm like, b**h must I? If you're fresh to d**h f** it then I already died The lining of a jacket made of vintage T-Rex And all I really need cuppa tea and some s** Behind the twinkle in my eye sh**s all diamonds f** bussin caps im straight banging out hymens I go rabies on a beat spit sh** when I'm rhyming Go Hades on a beat devil in my heart lining Think like a samurai while I move like a crook And my teacher f**in hate me so no year book Photo, short temper f**ing Frodo Baggins when I'm rapping still ball with no dough though You a f**ing h*mo Call me f**ing Joe Blow I pump sh** up like your tyres at Total I'm in a, gold chain singing John Coltrane in a church with ten b**hes and an ounce of c**aine The fat Cobain in a 'preme 5 panel man you talk about ham f** it I'mma go hammer I was, born with a smile made of daggers, and I tell her take it off thats my bedside manners Beside manners, I don't give a f** i'll ruin you, you, and you, the rest of these c*nts