Louis CK - Cinabon lyrics

The other day, I got a cinanbon Do you know what a cinnabon is? Let me explain cinabons for those of you with self-respect who just walk right by sh** like that And have no idea what dudes like me are eating Becuase the line at cinabon is not a varied group of people It's not all kinds of folks Trying out a cinnabon Its not like there's a skinny chinese and a little dude And no one is happy on the cinnabon line No one is like I love these I can't wait No ones excited to get one Its all dudes like me or fatterson like "oh f** I'm getting a cinnabon" I got to cancel that show too because this is going to be... Here's what a cinnabon is, let me explain it to you Is a six foot high cinnamon swirl cake made for one sad fat man Even if you have a vagina you are a man if you are eating a cinnabon Mumbles It's a sticky hot bun and it comes with a little tub of jizzy hot syrup. It's hot cum, there's no way that's not hot cum How is that not a hot cum They should call it a fat f*ggot treat just to make us say that Because we'll say it, it won't slow us down We don't give a sh** Hey, give me a fat f*ggot treat please Yeah, with a hot cum Dude I don't care What do you think I have integrity? I'm buying a cinnabon right now I'm buying a Cinnabon...at the airport...I arrived at You understand why that's extra disgusting, right? Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from you can say "Oh, I gotta eat. I need some food, because I might be trapped in the sky forever so I should eat right now." But I've landed. The trip is over. I'm 20 minutes from my house where I got bananas and apples and sh** And I'm sitting on my luggage just f**in eating a Cinnabon with a fork and knife." Just ooh It was a sh**ty one, too. It was old But dude, he was about to take it in and close it and I was like I don't know Give me that, give me that And he didn't want to sell it He was like "This is very old don't buy" I was like dude I am eating that Thats whats gonna happen next You decide if we are going to be in the paper tomorrow But that sh** is going to my face I already made the sh**ty decision don't ruin it Just give me the jizz Uh yes Just drinking the jizz with my eyes closed The cinnabon jizz The big fat f*ggot that I am I am, a big fat f*ggot