[Intro] Anyway, here's Wonderwall [Chorus] (Wouldn't you be my darling?) The June Carter to my Johnny (Wouldn't you be my darling?) The Clyde Barrow to my Bonnie (Wouldn't you be my darling?) Be the Tom to my Huckleberry (Wouldn't you be my darling?) And be the Ben to my Jerry Won't you be my darling, dear? [Verse 1] Won't you be my darling? Anticipating what comes next And baby, won't you be my darling? We go together like smokes and s** You make me wanna sing like my favorite band Let's run together in a marshmallow land [Chorus] (Wouldn't you be my darling?) Be the scarecrow to my Dorothy Gale (Wouldn't you be my darling?) And you can be the Chip to my Dale (Wouldn't you be my darling?) And be the Linda to my Paul (Wouldn't you be my darling?) And you can be the Oates to my Hall Won't you be my darling, dear? [Verse 2] Won't you be my darling? You're so beautiful and kind Won't you be my darling? Won't you be my valentine? The fire to my brimstone The fife to my drum Rock to my roll, the jetsam to my flotsam We'll last forever, and if they all think we s** I'm glad we can s** together [Chorus] (Wouldn't you be my darling?) Be the Barbie to my Ken (Wouldn't you be my darling?) Be the Teller to my Penn (Wouldn't you be my darling?) Be the Grayson to my Wayne (Wouldn't you be my darling?) And be the Dick to my Jane Won't you be my darling, dear? [Verse 3] Won't you be my darling? The fire to my brimstone The fife to my drum Rock to my roll, the xylem to my phloem Everlasting lovers, and if they think we s** I'm glad we can s** each other (Ha, ha) [Chorus] (Won't you be my darling?) Be the hard place to my rock (Won't you be my darling?) You can be the Kirk to my Spock Be my each and every (Won't you be my darling?) Be the ebony to my ivory (Darling...) [Chorus] (Won't you be my darling?) Be the Minnie to my Mickey (Won't you be my darling?) Be the Lucy to my Ricky (Won't you be my darling?) Be the Keith to my Mick (Won't you be my darling?) And be the Ilsa to my Rick I'd be rich