Los Capitanes - Feelin’ Seedy lyrics

I'm feelin' seedy today So please be gentle with me My head feels like it's getting punched By a million punching head punch guys You can't even rhyme today I woke up at the crack of noon Promised myself that I won't drink again real soon I got so goddamn drunk last night That I pa**ed out on the floor Then I woke up in the cupboard With a girl I've never seen before, she said "Hey, what's the go?" "Well what's your name?" "Where are you from?" Then I said, "Why in good green Gumby's name Have you got my pants on, inside out, Back to front and on your head?" Urgh, feelin' real sick I'm wearing lipstick How come I did not stay home in bed? I chose absinth instead (That'd do it) Now I'm stuck inside a cupboard With a guy who's either pa**ed or dead (Get away from me) I'm feelin' seedy today so please just Give me a break, stop asking me these questions And put on your underwear for goodness sake (Sorry) I'm just as scared as you, well I'd give you back Your pants but you see, mine are missing too Make my way into the bathroom Know that I am gonna spew soon Mascara looks a lot like a panda Drink some coffee, stand on the veranda Close my eyes as the sun warms up my face I take a look at this place, so unfamiliar Your dad'll k** ya I lost all my cash and wound up with a... A rash? decision. Uh, head? collision Late night Rage on television Find it tough to get a distinction Between fable, fact or fiction Need to pee, most definitely but the bathroom stinks Oi, you can't blame me (Urgh)