Los Campesinos! - C Is the Heavenly Option lyrics

My boyfriend says he will leave me Should I (A) Get down on your knees Should I (B) Tell him where to go Or should I (C) Kiss him until it shows Your boyfriend's got no fashion sense Should you (A) Try not to take offense Should you (B) Tell him to go to Next Or should you (C) Kiss him and forget If you're an (A) you will see You'll get chucked and end up unhappy If you're a (B) you will find That's cool but hey don't be so unkind And if you're a (C), you'll end up like me And love with bowl you over If you're a (C), you'll end up like me Don't play games if you're broken-hearted Don't try to finish what you ain't got started And if you've got problems Then don't bring them to me My girlfriend's getting sick of me Should I (A) Change your personality Should I (B) Put her love to the test Or should I (C) Kiss her till she's obsessed Your girlfriend fancies your best friend Should you (A) Stick around with them Should you (B) Tell them "That's just fine" Or should you (C) Kiss her till she's mine You're looking at me like you only half believe my story How can I purse my lips and kiss when I'm in such a fury Don't think my heart ain't jumping, Pumping, slumping through the floor Me oh my it's true But I need you The smile that I put on to mask a face that's more than nervous Is never hard when I recall that I just don't deserve this Don't think my heart ain't quaking, shaking, breaking open but it's What I must do If I want you C, C, C, C, C, C, C is the heavenly option