Los Campesinos! - Songs About Your Girlfriend lyrics

You did not like us 'cause your girlfriend likely does And all your friends agree on her soft spot for me I'll have my hard hands over her soft spots soon you will see And if you want a list of all her favourite bits Then next time I am free, quite comprehensively I will scrawl them all down for you as an apology Tell her the times we shared that broke have been repaired Cinders of our old jokes have once again been stoked But with a different girl, funnier now they've been rehearsed All night hung on your every word 'Til we were interrupted by the birds Singing 'Oh your mask is slipping, Oh your mask is slipping' Songs I've written about your girlfriend Are just songs of spite since it came to an end 'Cause I never made her smile like that And she never made me smile right back Although I always made her purr like a cat She said I never made her smile like that She stubbed her home club's crest on me with cigarettes A swift that matched the bird upon her football shirt She would lift the hem, she would wear that thing like a skirt The last time I was there she let me wear her clothes She painted my lips red so that we both ensured I kissed her every inch, my god the girl looked like she'd burned