Lorne Michaels - Product Placement Scene lyrics

BENJAMIN KANE Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is, he's the sponsor, and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show. WAYNE CAMPBELL Well, that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor. (opens a pizza box, giving the audience a clear view of the Pizza Hut logo, then takes a slice of pizza and strikes a pose) BENJAMIN Sorry you feel that way, but basically, it's the nature of the beast. WAYNE (holding a bag of Doritos) Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. (makes a show of eating a chip) Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right? GARTH ALGAR (dressed head-to-toe in Reebok sportswear) It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad. WAYNE I can't talk about it anymore. It's giving me a headache. GARTH Here, take two of these. (drops two Nuprin into Wayne's hand, which is seen in black-and-white save for the yellow pills) WAYNE Ahh, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different. BENJAMIN Look, you can stay here in the big-leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice. WAYNE Yes, and it's The Choice of a New Generation. (drinks from a can of Pepsi)