You can take Barney out of the bar room, but You can't take the bar out of Barney Barney likes to smoke em filter-tipped cigarettes And if he can't get a blonde then he'll take a brunette And all the while he's drinking from the pop top can He'll be telling lies to a cute redhead With a smile on his lips and a drink in his hand That's how you can always recognize my man Barney's plenty ugly with his eyes all red So bring him on a'home and I'll put him to bed You can take Barney out of the bar room, but You can't take the bar out of Barney Barney wins a'playin' with the dice that he throws But the one armed bandits get a lot of his dough To win a game of cards, well, he might have to cheat But he'll give it to a buddy gettin' back on his feet Oh, that's my Barney sittin' there hardly able I'd reckon he can drink us all under the table I've seen him a lotta times high as a kite They put him in jail for tryin' to fight You can take Barney out of the bar room, but You can't take the bar out of Barney Come on, Barney. Let's go home! Barney, it's gettin' late! Will someone please help me get him outta here?