Loren Bouchard - List of "Burger of The Day" Running Gags lyrics

Season 1 Episode 1 - "Human Flesh" "New Bacon-ings" (Comes with Bacon) "The Child Molester" (Comes with Candy!) Episode 2 - "Crawl Space" "Neva Been Feta" Burger "Foot Feta-ish" Burger "Tunami" Episode 3 - "Sacred Cow" "Mission A-Corn-Plished" Burger (Comes with Corn Salsa) "Pepper Don't Preach" Burger "Rest In Peas" Burger Episode 4 - "Sexy Dance Fighting" "Fig-eta Bout It" Burger "Chevre Which Way But Loose" Burger "The Roquefort Files" Burger "These Collards Don't Run" Burger Episode 5 - "Hamburger Dinner Theatre" "Totally Radish" Burger (Comes with Radish) "Onion Burger - Grilled....To d**h!" "Last of the Mo-Jicama" Burger (Comes with Jicama) Episode 6 - "Sheesh! Cab, Bob?" "Olive And Let Die" Burger ​"Thank God It's Fried Egg" Burger Episode 7 - "Bed & Breakfast" "Camembert-ly Legal" Burger "Krauted House" Burger Episode 8 - "Art Crawl" "Poblano Pica**o" Burger "Salvador Cauliflower" Burger Episode 9 - "Spaghetti Western and Meatballs" "Shoot out at the Okra Corral" Burger Episode 10 - "Burger Wars" "Hit Me With Your Best Shallot" Burger "The Sound & The Curry" Burger Episode 11 - "Weekend at Mort's" "I've Created a Muenster" Burger Episode 12 - "Lobsterfest" "Something's NOT Fishy" Burger (100% Beef) "Neither Fish Nor Fowl" Burger (100% Beef) "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish" Hamburger Episode 13 - "Torpedo" "Take Me Out To The Burger" (Comes with Peanuts and Crackerjacks) Season 2 Episode 1 - "The Belchies" "I'm Mad About Saffron" (Made with No Saffron) Episode 2 - "Bob Day Afternoon" "Chard To A Crisp" Burger Episode 3 - "Synchronized Swimming" "Burger A La Mode" - Comes with ice cream (Not on top) "Shake Your Honeymaker" Burger (Comes with Honey Mustard) "Use It Or Bleus It" Burger (Comes with Bleu Cheese) "The One Yam Band" Burger (Comes with Yams) "Do Brussel" Burger (Comes with Brussel Sprouts) Episode 4 - "Burgerboss" "Papaya Was A Rolling Stone" Burger "Good Night and Good Leek" Burger "Band On The Bun" Burger (Comes with Wings) Episode 5 - "Food Truckin'" "Chorizo Your Own Adventure" Burger Episode 6 - "Dr. Yap" "It's Fun To Eat At The rYeMCA" Burger" (Comes on Rye w/ Mustard, Cheese & Avocado) Episode 7 - "Moody Foodie" "If Looks Coud Kale" Burger "Litter Swiss Bunshine" Burger "Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel" Burger "The Final Kraut Down" Burger (Comes with Sauerkraut) Episode 8 - "Bad Tina" "Sit and Spinach" Burger "Sweaty Palms" Burger (Comes with Hearts of Palm) Episode 9 - "Beefsquatch" "Poutine on the Ritz" Burger (Comes with Poutine Fries) "Mesclun Around" Burger "The Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me" Burger Special burgers on TV Show Get On Up: "Onion-tended Consequences" Burger "Bruschetta 'Bout It" Burger "MediterrAin't Misbehavin'" Burger "I'm Gonna Get You Succotash" Burger Season 3 Episode 1 - "Ear-sy Rider" "Two Karat" Burger (Comes with two Carrots) "Say It Ain't Cilantro" Burger (Doesn't come with cilantro. Because cilantro is terrible.) "Not If I Can Kelp It" Burger Episode 2 - "Full Bars" "The Jack-O-Lentil" Burger Episode 3 - "Bob Fires The Kids" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini" Burger "Summer Thyme" Burger "bu*terface" Burger (Served with bu*ter Lettuce) "Beets Me" Burger "We're Here. We're Gruyere. Get Used to It." Burger Episode 5 - "An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal" "Plymouth Roquefort" Burger Episode 6 - "The Deepending" "She's a Super Leek" Burger (Comes with Braised Leeks) "Let's Get Frisée" Burger Episode 7 - "Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks" "Open Sesame" Burger (Served Open-faced on a Sesame Seed Bun) "Chipotle Off the Old Block" Burger "Don't Give Me No Chive" Burger (Served with no Chives) "Pickle My Funny Bone" Burger Episode 8 - "The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene" "Yes I Cayenne" Burger "Bean Spirit" - Come with Beans Episode 9 - "God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins" "One Horse Open Slaw" Burger (Comes with Slaw, no Horse) "Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town" Burger (With Cumin) "Fifth Day of Christmas" Burger (Comes with five Golden Rings of Onion) "Jingle Bell Pepper" Burger "Home for the Challah-Days" Burger (Comes on a Challah Roll) "The Silentil Night" Burger (Comes with Lentils) Episode 10 - "Mother Daughter Laser Razor" "50 Ways to Leave Your Guava" Burger "Ruta-Bag-A" Burger Episode 11 - "Nude Beach" "Don't Go Brocking My Heart" Burger (With Broccoli and Artichoke Hearts) "Eggers Can't Be Cheesers" Burger (With Fried Egg and Cheese) "Freedom of Choys" Burger (Comes with Bok Choy) Episode 12 - "Broadcast Wagstaff School News" "Grandpa Muenster" Burger (10% Senior Discount) "Mushroom With A View" Burger (Porcini on a Double Decker) Episode 13 - "My Fuzzy Valentine" "I Heartichoke You" Burger Episode 14 - "Lindapendent Woman" "Don't You Four Cheddar 'Bout Me" Burger (Comes with four kinds of Cheddar) "I Mint to Do That Burger" (Comes with Mint Relish) "Only the Provolonely" Burger (Comes with Provolone) Episode 15 - "O.T.: The Outside Toilet" "Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man" (Comes with Sharp Cheddar)d Episode 15 - "Topsy" "I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings" "Tarragon in Sixty Seconds" Burger Episode 16 - "Two for Tina" "Chile Relleno-You-Didn't" Burger Episode 19 - "The Kids Run the Restaurant" "Top Bun" Burger (Comes on our best Seven-grain Bun) "Top bu*t" Burger (Your face looks like a bu*t) Episode 21 - "Carpe Museum" "So Many Fennel, So Little Thyme" Burger (Comes with lots of Fennel, no Thyme) Episode 22 - "The Unnatural" "National Pa**-Thyme" Burger "Free To Brie You and Me" Burger Caffeinated Tina's suggestions after Gene's baseball game: "Woulda Coulda Gouda" "You Gouda Be Kidding Me" "As Gouda As It Gets" "Gouda Gouda Gumdrops" "A Few Gouda Men" "Gouda Gouda Two Shoes" (It comes with shoes) Gouda Day Sir Season 4 Episode 2 - "Fort Night" "The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House" Burger (Comes with Cauliflower) Episode 3 - "Seaplane!" "Sprouts! Sprouts! Sprouts It All Out! Burger Episode 4 - "My Big Fat Greek Bob" "A Leek of Their Own" Burger Episode 5 - "Turkey in a Can" "Gourdon-Hamsey" Burger - (Comes with Squash and Ham) Episode 7 - "Bob and Deliver" "I'm OK, You're Ok-ra" Burger "Bohemian Radishy" Burger "Edward James Olive-most" Burger Episode 9 - "Presto Tina-o" "Is This Your Chard" Burger "Caper Magic To Yourself" Burger "I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic" Burger Episode 10 - "Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial" "Winter Muensterland" Burger with Muenster cheese (Side of Snow Peas) "The Longest Chard" Burger "Kale Mary" Burger (Served with Kale) "The Troy Oinkman" Burger (Served with Bacon) Episode 13 - "Uncle Teddy" "It's Only Sourdough" Burger (But I Like It) Episode 14 - "The Kids Rob A Train" "Enoki Dokie" Burger (Comes with Enoki Mushrooms) Episode 15 - "I Get Psy-chic Out of You" "I Fought the Slaw" Burger (And the Slaw Won) "Charbroil Fair" Burger (Comes with Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme) "Beets of the Southern Wild" Burger "Sympathy for the Deviled Egg" Burger Episode 16 - "The Equestranauts" "The Life of the Parsley" Burger Episode 17 - "Ambergris" "Sweet Home Avocado" Burger "To Err Is Cumin" Burger Episode 18 - "The Kids Run Away" "Onion Ring Around the Rosemary" Burger Episode 19 - "Gene It On" "Parma Parma Parma Chameleon" Burger (With Parmesan crisp) "Bleu by You" Burger (With locally sourced Bleu Cheese) "Episode 20/21 - "How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town" "The Saffron, Saff-off" Burger Season 5 Episode 2 - "Tina and the Real Ghost" "Texas Chainsaw Ma**a-curd' Burger "The Human Polenta-pede" Burger "Kales From the Crypt" Burger "Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity" Burger Episode 3 - "Friends With Burger-Fits "Sub-conscious" Burger (On a Sub Roll) "Romaines of the Day" Burger "Pasnips-Vous Francais" Burger "Beet-er Late Than Never" "Peas and THank You" Burger Episode 5 - "Best Burger" "Run Gorgonzola Run" Burger (Made with Gorgonzola) Episode 6 - "Father of the Bob" "Cheeses is Born" Burger Episode 7 - "Tina Tailor Soldier Spy" "Cajun Gracefully" Burger "Blondes Have More Fun-gus" Burger (Comes with Mushrooms) Episode 8 - "Midday Run" "Beets of Burden" Burger Episode 9 - "Speakeasy Rider" "Blue is the Warmest Cheese" Burger "Three Beets to the Wind" Burger "The Grand Brie" Burger Episode 10 - "Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise" "A Good Manchego is Hard to Find" Burger "The Garden of Eden" Burger (Served with Apple) "The Garden of E-dumb" Burger (Served with Crapple) "Shoestring Around the Rosey" Burger Episode 11 - "Can't Buy Me Math" "Let It Snow Peas" Burger Episode 12 - "The Millie-churian Candidate" "Knife to ... You" Burger (With THinkly Sliced Bun) "I Ran, So Tar..." Burger Episode 13 - "The Gayle Tales" "Curd-fect Strangers" Burger (Comes with Cheese Curds) Episode 14 - "L'il Hard Dad" "Sweet Chili O' Mine" Burger Episode 15 - "Adventure In Chinchilla-sitting "The Six Scallion Dollar Man" Burger Episode 16 - "The Runway Club" "Let's Give 'em something Shiitake 'bout" Burger Episode 17 - "Itty Bitty Ditty" Committee" "If You've Got It, Croissant It" Burger "Chile Relleno-You-Didn't" Burger "Parm-pit" Burger "Scent of a Cumin" Burger Episode 19 - "Housetrap" "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Plantain" Burger Episode 20 - "Hawk & Chick" "Take A Leek" Burger (Comes with Sautéed Lettuce) Episode 21 - "The Oeder Games" "Who Wants To Be A Scallionaire" Burger?