Lords Of Acid - The ABCs Of Kinky Sex lyrics

A-B-C-D-E-F-G H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P Q-R-S T-U-V W-X Y and Z Oh how happy you will be once I teach you my A-B-C A is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as d**h C is for your co*kwich that I squash beneath my shoe While I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you (ha ha) D is for my dil*o that you will learn to blow E is for your enema, I control the flow F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent H is for humiliation that you must bear I will immobilize you in my s**ual lair J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency K for kisses, L for love and licks you offer me M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet O is for the O-rings, holding you in place P is for the perspiration dripping down your face Q is for the quirk I use to whip your eager a** R is for restraints, to make the magic last S is for sweet suffering that only you will know T is for the torment, that keeps you on the go U is for unbridled lust that only I control As I claim for my own your body, mind, and soul V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain While I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain W is where, a winding woman walks X is for excruciating X-rated talk Y is you the yo-yo; I yank upon your string Watch you yell and holler from the pleasure that it brings Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit Now I've taught you every letter so remember all of it Twinkle, twinkle little s*ut Now I spank your naughty bu*t Once I've warmed it you will cry And I'll wipe your teary eye Don't forget the lessons learned Or your rumpsticks will be burned A-B-C You and me K-I-N-K spells S-E-X A-B-Cs of S-E-X F-U-N spells K-I-N-K Bah, bah black sheep in my school You'll be shorn of all your wool One lesson in submission, another in pain After graduation things will never be the same You'll become my grovelling fool Drowning in a puddle of your own drool A-B-C You and me A-B-C-D-E-F-G H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P Q-R-S T-U-V W-X Y and Z Oh how happy I will be once I teach you the kinky A-B-C A-B-C You and me A-B-C You and me A-B-C (A-B-C)