It's lovely to see you Fall off the stairs Breaking your skull in two There's nothing you won't do IV with air Pull the plug and say I do Beware in the bed I might cut off your head You choke me blue with the pillow tie This love was never alive It was hate at first sight for us, darling The lady and the tramp, rabid and snarling Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling It's a match made in hell, Cupid's squalling Your scent's fascinating For maggots and worms Eating your flesh away You say my eyes are engaging To watch when I burn Going pop in the flames Beware in the bed I might cut off your head You choke me blue with the pillow tie This love was never alive It was hate at first sight for us, darling The lady and the tramp, rabid and snarling Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling It's a match made in hell, Cupid's squalling