Longpigs - Soap Opera Credo lyrics

As always here’s how the story goes Cruising fast on the motorways Wide smiles tipsy with ale Always yer cheekier deal She smashed her head and woke up an Austrian Caught her cheif swalling horse manure Always a corporate affair Always Durex nostalgia The last time-shared Caribbean hole With Grandpa’s crusty pop gun Can even up the score…. yeah She’s dusted her cyst with cocoa powder Mum’s j**els wrapped in tissue paper One left is joined and re-shown Real engine love from ol’ pop ‘Cause Richard Branson fly me to Oregon What I deserve all comes to Austrians Safe now I’m on the range Always fun is for real The one last time-shared Caribbean hole Here’s Grandpa’s crusty pop-gun Can even up the score….yeah The sooner the better The Sooner the better ‘Cause everyone can come Everyone can come The sooner the better The sooner the better ‘Cause everyone can come