Lone Rager - Metal Rap lyrics

What's that loud, brash noise I hear That leaves a ringing in my ear Makes plaster fall and foundations resettle Oh my god, it's Heavy Metal! You can't go dancin' to its beat You maybe tripping over your own feet. But chill out brothers, don't get tempermental There's just no stoppin' Heavy Metal! (METAL MUSIC) Wait before you call it trash (METAL MUSIC) Even though you're close, some call it thrash (METAL MUSIC) Makes you want to bank your head And here come the Majors to sign all the Ragers It started with a band called Cream To play like Clapton was a dream Then Iron bu*terfly and MC5 Without airplay to stay alive Of course, Blue Cheer had the "summer time blues" They came on fast and then they were news It seemed we've lost to never win And then there came Led Zeppelin (METAL MUSIC) Spurned by every noble scholar (METAL MUSIC) Ma** appeal amongst blue collar (METAL MUSIC) Makes you want to bank your head And here come the Majors to sign all the Ragers Of course, Jimi Hendrix cried out to the sun And with Mountain climbing the onslaught begun Ozzy and Sabbath filled up the void Blackmore's Purple and Rainbow just simply destroyed It just kept a-comin', no more hit or miss From the wilds of New York cam the monsters called Kiss (Hey!) Just reminiscing got me sentimental You know we're rappin' Heavy Metal! (METAL MUSIC) Hardly played on radio (METAL MUSIC) Is it too fast or are you too slow? (METAL MUSIC) Don't worry, you won't hurt your neck If you banged your head every once in a while you wouldn't be a nervous wreck. It quieted down then once again It was New Wave and Disco, not Matshalls on ten The music industry's forgotten stepchild All that leather and spikes they found it too wild Metal just disappeared from all airwaves Those Demonic album covers with crosses and graves But they couldn't stop the metal They couldn't k** the Beast On came the onslaught of Scorpions and Priest! And yesterday's giants grew bigger than ever Sold millions of records as producers got clever Getting even heavier, Yeah it's Heavy Metal! (METAL MUSIC) Spreading fast throughout the land (METAL MUSIC) On every block of Europe was a metal band (METAL MUSIC) Makes you want to bank your head For women and men who need it at ten From England came Motorhead, Maiden, and Angelwitch From the U.S. Metallica, Quiet Riot, Ratt and b**h Anthrak, Great White, Dokken, and Slayer Everyone heavy, each musician a player ManOwar, Wild Dogs, Rods, Motley Crue It seems every day there's somebody new From Europe Accept, Bodine, Bullet and Trance And Warning, H-Bomb, and Trust from France Venom and Fate with metallic madness The Japanese Bow-Wow, X-Ray, and Loudness And just when you thought it all reached a standstill Came the Canadian onslaught with Exciter and Anvil. You want more? Want your head to cave in? I dare you to last one night with Raven! (METAL MUSIC) Snubbed by every noble scholar (METAL MUSIC) Ma** appeal amongst blue collar (METAL MUSIC) Makes you want to bank your head And now all the Majors are signing the Ragers Just one thing guy: What rhymes with Maiden? Super Heavy Molten Laden. And Metallica? Spectacula! That's Heavy... I'm rappin' Heavy Metal