LoDeck - Gonzo Bling lyrics

(I want you to take the Frankenstein sh**, the deer sh**, the Green Monster, the bling, and the bling-bling, and I want you to roll it all into one joint. "No one's ever been brave enough to try that." One man is. Roll it.) [Alex from Grandma's Boy] [LoDeck] Jak. Sprinkle a little bit of vodka on top too. Light it up. Hahaha, I've done it. Heavy right, bet you a hundred Step into this, what you call business Convict kindergarten Infrequent mic visits daring me to handle this Holy scam like evangelist Cum-verting 42 virgins Such a terrorist, please no cameras I wrote this misquoted paragraph when telegrams were still buzzing Getting head and Belvedere, my co*k playing stunt husband I held it in til I thought Evelyn Lin Add another sin The phantom chime's anonymous organ notes I shine like J.P. Morgan's vaults Amongst the dull and comatose Still kicking, blowing powder off wigs I blow minds like Lincoln Free thinking, free range chicken breast licking sh**'s complex like repressed strippers I splash the money shot and write advice for the little tippers Transform the g-spot under a sycamore Do you remember f** a thrift shop, I'll spend my 20 at a liquor store Then wake up groggy in a new Bugatti Tapping on a politician's who*e Dude I'm so Illuminati Lifting the curtain to a devil's orgy I'm sure Pica**o saw the exact same Knee deep in slime, can you make out my name b**hes make out at this party rocking Beliebers to the door of d**h Your battery's spent, go next I pa** like Ervin f** your head up worse than Jordan in a Laker jersey I'm rarely heard like secret service thru the walkie-talkie When it all hits, intense bliss Asking who the f** is this During your very first kiss, inventiveness