Locust - Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The lyrics

Dear Mr. So and So Wait until it's over Nothing is King now and Nothing's getting older That jerk lives like a missle with his pecker (in) one hand and his pooper (in the) other What about the paperwork -bowels working overtime Feed the faxes apple dumplings -pay that f**er overtime hey there bossman -fickle f**er hey there bossman -fickle f**er buy me dinner