Local H - Mayonnaise & Malaise lyrics

Writing what you say and saying it all back to you Mayonnaise and Malaise to go The catcher in the rye caught a Catch 22 Keep it at a pace My life is like a crawl to me Catatonic face I'm marking time randomly Mayonnaise and Malaise to go Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink They pay me by the hour and I don't even have to think Charismatic bore and I don't want to work no more I'm gonna k** the next customer who walks in the door Mayonnaise and Malaise to go It's really something to be twenty-nothing I feel my place is so secure A culture spot that I have got So glad to be unsure We've pa**ed our prime in record time I never thought we'd fall so low We've come this far to sell your cars I want all my unease to go It's really something, to be twenty-nothing I feel my place is so secure A culture spot that I have got So glad to be unsure I've come to resent what I represent I'd like to smack that smile off your face But for my angst I must say thanks So good to be put in my place Mayonnaise and Malaise to go Punk Rock Car