Local Business Comedy - Wrapped 2 lyrics

[Hook] Bound to fall in love (Buy [?] and gifts) Bound to fall in love (Buy [?] and gifts) (Ho-Ho, Santa) [Bridge] All them other Kringles lame, and you know I'm packed When you sit on Santa's lap, kid supposed to yap Wrapped... [Hook] [Verse 1] What you doin' in the mall Black Friday? She say she here to put a iPad on layaway Drink Julius but still look thirsty Shop Forever 21 for Jesus' birthday I-I know I got a toy-making station Bowl full of jelly-red-cheeks reputation Leave-a-pouty-kid-coal reputation Start-a-toy-club-NERF reputation I turned Rudolph into something amazing I'll turn the sleigh around, his a** keep complainin' How you gon' whine for the duration? Rudy flyin' a round all the f**ing nation Ho, this that snow sh** This that get-get-your-dad-to-shovel-and-blow sh** This that slip-right-off-the-roof-and-say-'oh sh**!' Got a fresh cut, stub my big toe, b**h [Bridge: Charlie Wilson] I know you're tired of wrappin', of wrappin' With nobody to gift, nobody, nobody (Ho-Ho, Santa) [Bridge: Kanye West] Close your eyes let me deliver to a thousand kidses One good kid is worth a thousand giftses Wrapped... [Hook] [Verse 2] I wanna gift you hard on the rink After that, milk and cookies to drink Step back, thumb my nose and wink I mean damn, what would J-Jeezy-Jeezy-Jeezy Christ think? Hey, you remember what your first gift? Okay, I don't remember what you first gift But hey, givin' is the first step And hey, you know ain't no santa perfect And I know, these HO-HO's you've come to expect But hey, these kids I never neglect And hey, ayo, we made it: Thanksgivin' So hey, maybe we could make it next Christmas Kid asked me what I wished for on my wishlist Have you ever asked a kid for other kidses? Baby, you still think that I'm fictitious Maybe, but who be giftin' all your wishes? After all this long-a** evening I'm tired, you tired, Jesus slept [Bridge] I know you're tired of presents, of presents With nobody to gift, nobody, nobody Just gift somebody, this holiday party With nobody to gift, nobody, nobody (Ho-Ho, Santa) [Bridge] Saint Nick's in the house, like a mouse Saint Nick's in the house, like a mouse [Hook]