Local Business Comedy - I'm In It (The Chimney) lyrics

[Verse 1: Kanye West] Damn your bricks very rough Covered up in soot n' stuff And I think I see a dead bird Ho Ho Ho is what you heard Gift Bags, Reindeer, jingle bells Presents, gifts, bows, coal, Kris Kringle bells So many gifts, I need to crash Empty bag, stockings full, gifts at last Thank Claus almighty, they gifts at last Silent as a mouse and I'm leavin' fast You want a gift for your cat, didn't even ask Just kiddin', I brought him a toy, he'll have a blast Stuck in a chimney, all those hours lost Eatin' Christmas cookies, all I need was milk as dippin' sauce Fire place? Please turn the power off Tub covered in soot when I turn the shower off [Bridge: Assa**in] That's all Santa can do, say what? (Ho Ho, Ho Ho) That's all Santa can do We deal with Santa ting Just a Santa ting, a' fat man do Santa thing, you a fat man thing [Verse 2: Assa**in] I'm a Santa if you know say Respect we know gifts, It's Christmas day Try that 'pon December 25th That's right, we talkin' Santa's sleigh When we roll 'up 'pon your roof Yeah badda we givin' gifts, like a Toys R' Us When we roll 'up 'pon your roof Yeah badda we givin' gifts, like a Toys R' Us And your roof's covered in slush Ho ho ho ho ho ho it's Christmas day [Hook: Kanye West and Justin Vernon] That's right I'm in it (Talkin' bout the Chimney) I'm in it (Chimney's hard to climb) That's right (Yeah, It's a chimney) I'm in it (Singin' bout that chimney) That's right, I'm in it (Don't burn nothin' in the chimney) I'm in it (Chimney is a Chimney) Saint Nick's got a ruby red nose But climbin' chimney's is hard on your clothes [Verse 3: Kanye West] Ho, picked up where we left off Ho, turn that T.V. set off Ho, you watching Christmas specials Ho, you got lotsa tinsel Ho, you love your toe with missiles Ho, wrap a whole lotta gifts now Ho, You know it's Christmas time Livin' room's bright, it's Christmas light time Red gifts with a white twine Jingle bells at the right time Open gifts like HOOOOOOOO! [Hook 2: Assa**in, Justin Vernon, and Kanye West] I'm in the Chimney and I can't get out (That's all dem can do (Wiggling legs) I'm in the Chimney and I can't get out (Wiggling Legs) (Wiggling Legs) It's a Santa ting Just a Santa thing, a' fat man do Saint Nick's got a ruby red nose [Bridge: Justin Vernon] Say you got a gift for me, for you Hey, gifts and presents rule Gift Giver Gift Giver Gift Giver Ho, Ho [Outro: Kanye West] Givin' lotsa gifts right now Ho, Christmas tree full of lights now Ho, got the cookies-and-the-milk life Ho, elf hammer and drill life Ho, there ain't sh** for the bad kids Ho, they'll have coal for a nightlight Ho, North pole like the klondike Ho, cookies make me wanna take a bite Ho, Santa start a new movement Ho, Little drummer boy drummin Ho, Droppin' yuletide beats Ho, pa rum pum pum pum pummin Ho, these gifts I am giftin Ho, Rudolph's nose is glowin Ho, I be giftin' soda streams-ees Ho, Don't need no gift reciept-ees