Local Business Comedy - Hold My Eggnog lyrics

[Intro: Justin Vernon] I can hold my Egg Nog But these elves can't decorate trees Fat and Jolly now On the north pole, headin south I'm on to Indiana I heard it's christmas now [Hook: Chief Keef] I can't handle no egg nog But these elves can't decorate trees I can't control my reindeers And my reindeers they can't control me You say you know me, my reindeer But you really just know Frosty [Verse 1: Kanye West] Kids I'm out my food coma Drinkin' nog (or milk) on your sofa When I pull my sleigh over Slightly scratch ya new Solar (Panel) Okay, I smashed ya new Solar (Panel) Shoulda bought a snow blower Thousand years I been chauffeur Gifts is why I came over One more milk and I can own ya One more keebler I can own ya One cold night in December Knapsack got me floating Feel like Meisterburger Krampus had me dead Might call Rudolph over Kreezy's still on your sofa We the bad North Polers Still ain't learn to be Santas You hate me when it's October I hate the soot in your smoker Eating all a ya donut Then elf Hermey came over Pointy ears with no shoulders Tell me that these gifts bogus Elf you don't even know us Hermey, he's a poser Hermey, he's a poser Dentist is his Persona X-rays all in his folder Elfs think he just bogus Ho ho hoes became ho-less When it's cold it's colder And kid, I'm out my food coma [Bridge: Justin Vernon] Crawling up your fire's place Gifts all over the place All I got was coal Hoooo I wanna go home [Hook: Chief Keef] I can't handle no egg nog But these elves can't decorate trees I can't control my reindeers And my reindeers they can't control me You say you know me, my reindeer But you really just know Frosty [Outro: Justin Vernon and Kanye West] I heard you need a new ipad (a new gift) I heard you need a new pack (a new gift) I heard you need a new phone (a new gift) I know your present ain't be home (a new gift) [Bridge] Crawling up your fire's place Gifts all over the place All I got was coal Hoooo I wanna go home