Lizzy Ward Thomas - Town Called Ugley lyrics

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Lizzy Ward Thomas - Town Called Ugley lyrics

We left in plenty of time and thank God we did The clock kept screaming the time and the tyres skid Turn left, about a half hour later We were right back where we began when we started this trip Wasn't just my mood that was going downhill Even felt we were being pursued when the car stood still Turn right, the Tom-Tom said I wanna chuck it right out of the car and leave it for dead I swear we drove right past 'The Old King's Head' Twenty five times or more The wipers stopped and Catherine said "I can't take this anymore" So Lizzy jumped out and took the wheel She could've took us to the moon and back By the time that we got out and slammed the door In a town called Ugley We swerved more than a couple of times for a black alpaca Delayed in every kind of way so time was a factor Only made worse by a broken down tractor Turn round, and slam on the brake Or we will drive right down the road to find our next mistake I swear we drove right past 'The Old King's Head' Twenty five times or more The wipers stopped and Catherine said "I can't take this anymore" So Lizzy jumped out and took the wheel She could've took us to the moon and back By the time that we got out and slammed the door In a town called Ugley So after driving right past the 'Old Kings Head' Fifty five times or more The tyre's flat and the battery's dead It doesn't matter any more We survived this drive to tell this tale What the hell did we come here for? We couldn't wait to get out and finally slam the door On a town That bloody town It's a cotton-picking town called Ugley, yeah