It's Liza with a "Z" not Lisa with an "S" 'Cause Lisa with an "S" goes snoz It's Z instead of S, Li instead of Lee It's simple as could be see Liza Now if my name were Ada, I'd be Ada Even backwards I'd be Ada And if my name were Ruth than I'd be Ruth Because with Ruth what can you do? Or Sally or Margaret or Ginger or Faye But when your a Liza, you always have to say No, it's Liza with a "Z" not Lisa with an "S" 'Cause Lisa with an "S" goes snoz It's Z instead of S, Li instead of Lee It's simple as could be see Liza Oh, and that is only half of it There's another way they treat me cruelly How often I remember someone saying "There she goes Lisa Minoulli Or Minolli or Miniola or Minilli or Minillie