Liz Phair - California lyrics

Okay, this guy walks into a bar No, I'm just, I'm just f**ing with you, I'm kidding No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull And they're standing on top of a hill And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California So they're standing on top of this hill, right? And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows Whole f**ing pasture And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes, 'I got this really good idea.' And the old bull's like, 'Yeah?' And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California 'Yeah,' he's like, 'yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea. Let's run down that hill and f** one of those cows.' And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him He's like, 'Look, I got a better idea.' And the young bull's like, 'Oh yeah, what's your f**ing brilliant idea?' And the old bull goes... And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California And the old bull goes, 'Let's walk down that hill and f** all of those cows, dig?' You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno And I tried to tell you before That that's why I left California