Liz Phair - Ho Ho Ho lyrics

[Verse 1] All I wanted was one perfect Christmas All I got was some coal and some switches Ours is the dimmest house on the block They're hanging stockings, and we're hanging socks [Verse 2] Doing shots of room temperature peppermint Schnapps As the yew log on TV crackles and pops They had to cut back on most of the staff Santa's a joker and I need a laugh [Chorus] Still I believe in the spirit of forgiveness, yes I do Cause nobody gets a perfect Christmas [Verse 3] All I wanted was one perfect Christmas All I got was some coal and some switches That's ain't no sleigh bell jingling on the rooftop The landlord is here and he's changing the locks [Chorus] Still I believe in the spirit of forgiveness, yes I do Cause nobody gets (a perfect Christmas) Nobody gets (a perfect Christmas) Nobody gets... [Outro] x8 Merry Christmas