Liz Phair - Conversation Overheard Between Two Bouncers lyrics

See that girl alone Dressed all in her evening clothes? She's dying 'cause her boyfriend didn't show up Pull her out of line Stick her in a waiting room And ignore her 'til her face gets really bloated And i wonder what it's like To be second all the time And you never get it right And you're never gonna win And your a** is on your face And your life is such a waste And there's sugar Leanin' in the window Yellow, red, blue, green Show me what i haven't seen I'm dying 'cause the chicks here really blow See that amazon? Looks like her head's connected to her shoulders They look like little boulders And i wonder what it's like To be second all the time And you never get it right And you're never gonna win And your a** is on your face And your life is such a waste And there's sugar Heading to the (?) What would i give to be her Joyride, daddy-o, tonight And i wonder what it's like To be second all the time And you never get it right And you're never gonna win And your a** is on your face And your life is such a waste And there's sugar Bringing me a drinky-poo With a f*ggot on her left And a f*ggot on her right And my dick is getting limp 'cause the chicks all s** tonight And the band is such a bore And i've seen it all before And there's sugar Making me a video What would i give to be her Joyride, daddy-o, tonight