[Verse 1] Hee, Hee, Ho, Ho, Ha, Ha, Ha Bearing gifts like Old Saint Nick Let me have a sec to pause I ask my clock not to tick Fee, Fee, Fi, Fi, Fo, Fo, Fum I'm not here to smell your blood If we get along no matter who you are I bet you're good [Verse 2] By now I know you probably think I should have told you everything And explained every thought that I was thinking Today, this morning, this evening And if the tune gets too familiar we split our pants Nuts out refusing to dance Weddings, parties anything Something new something old Throw in something blue, throw in something cold Stone soup, throw something in the bowl [Verse 3] And a one and a two and a three Like you and me can see Surely, it's meant to be Buzzing around like you know what it's called in that deep blue big blue sky above you Nothing like dozens of hard boiled golden eggs to give to all your friends And feed them, you'll feel again What's coming back to you I believe it's true It's a, what's it called, a yin-yang aurobouros infinity symbol, woah [Verse 4] We had it right in '99 It was not going to melt down though they told us that they thought it would And later look at the Mayan calendar thing it makes me sick It's messed up to scare little kids like we're all gonna die And then it got even hairier Stuff got scarier, there's no doubt about it We are coming into our own I guess Do our thing, know how to dress Finally feel me? 'Cept I'm growing up out of my clothes still, I swear Old man KF up in the prairie zone, drinking his silver sodas one by one