There probably ain't one woman on Earth Who hasn't considered this Men are from another planet How can we possibly coexist? They came from Mars Women came from Venus We think with our brains Men think with their penis Every stereotype Has a little bit of truth There's staircase of evidence If you needed some proof I'm perplexed by the opposite s** I'll tell you what's next Where I'm gonna direct my love And affection I'm gonna get with a woman You know I might as well I'ma tell every single guy Who be hollerin?, they could go to hell Gonna make her my bride Even though we on the same side Our lips gonna collide When we walk down the aisle Gonna get with a woman And my ex's will be cryin' 'Cause the ceremony all set But it won't be so bad I don't mean to diss I know I'll be missed Anyway, guys like when girls kiss Friends keep tellin' me younger boys Will eventually be a problem I swore off being with older men Again and again And I thought of givin' up on Caucasians, Hispanics and Asians Exclusively being with men Of an African descent I'm beginnin' to understand I'll never ever be content In any given element I'm 100% convinced I wouldn't need to turn into a lesbian If me and the boys could just stop Disagreein' on just about everythin' I'm gonna get with a woman You know I might as well I'ma tell every single guy Who be hollerin?, they could go to hell Gonna make her my bride Even though we on the same side Our lips gonna collide When we walk down the aisle Gonna get with a woman And my ex's will be cryin' 'Cause the ceremony all set But it won't be so bad I don't mean to diss I know I'll be missed Anyway, guys like when girls kiss I don't care how wrong it's gonna be But you gonna be all into me We're gonna be so happy 'Cause you take what I say seriously We're gettin' along beautifully Lovin' me endlessly Girls kiss girls, we do it so sensually We turn all the boys We'll make them go crazy I'm gettin' my revenge But how insane it maybe I'm gonna get with a woman You know I might as well I'ma tell every single guy Who be hollerin?, they could go to hell Gonna make her my bride Even though we on the same side Our lips gonna collide When we walk down the aisle Gonna get with a woman And my ex's will be cryin' 'Cause the ceremony all set But it won't be so bad I don't mean to diss I know I'll be missed Anyway, guys like when girls kiss