Little Danny Rahrig - Intro (Basil Patch Kids) lyrics

[Produced by DJ Marc] [Intro: OG Dev] "Once upon a time in the mystic state of Connecticut, there was a basil patch. Well, it wasn't an ordinary basil patch. The sun shined on it a little brighter. The birds chirped around it a little louder. And all around it, the people were happy. Cause from that basil patch came a boy; a little boy; a Little Danny Rahrig." [Verse 1: Little Danny Rahrig] I'm from Connecticut, where 50 Cent lives Born in New York but likes it here now that he's that rich That b**h voyaged to this far away land Beause he heard about the basil being grown by your man (Dan) In the land of the tree and a home of the blazed Basil patch gets lit a match and clear em claiming for their place Daily at dawn, we picking leaves, pinky's extended Ridin' around on our Segways. We some cla**y mensches Bag the basligal. Weigh it out Old ladies come by to buy it, like it for the gout Italians come by to buy it, like it for the sauce Aliens come by to buy it. Now that's f**ing boss Our herbs are intergalactic Our pesto is the best in show every basil pageant (Thank you, thank you) And when Plankton tries to steal the recipe, we gotta Smack him with a wad of cash and take off in my yacht [Hook: Little Danny Rahrig/Daily Echoes] In Connecticut, where the basil grows On a tiny farm, where the camels roam Lives a bearded boy, with a heart of gold Picking basil leaves with a couple bros On the basil patch where the kid's known to run sh** Like a Peter Pan clique at a GH summit Humpback horses, we can afford it No with our own money, though. Our parents support us On the basil patch [Verse 2: Kevvie RahRah] It's the time of the year when we harvest all the basil Reminds me of the days when I had a deep naval I was a fat boy who was shy beyond belief I'm still a fat boy but I'm high up on the trees Breathing so heavy when I used to play sports B-Balling on the court wearing Vans and some "Jorts" PS2 for hours, going weeks without a shower Playing everyday till the system lose power Perfect grind forever, playing Tony Hawk with cheat codes Eating every snack, my hands dusty from the Cheetoes Finger-licking good, I double back for triple seconds Chubby cheeks and two chins, I cannot wear a necklace Food to the face, the fattest tummy on the patch Got basil on the sack and I sort it by the patch I'm husky but I'm hot, smoke a Spirit on the spot And I'm leaving for the dock. Sail away on my yacht [Hook] [Verse 3: DJ Marc] Growing up in the woods with no parents, by myself When trouble came and found, I had nobody to help me Defend myself. I was always filled with fear But the lights shined down when I ran into some deer They told me stories bout a town made of basil When the water was bare, you could scoop it with a ladle This is crazy but what could I believe? I'm talking to a pack of deer and eating only leaves I searched far and wide until I came across it Finally, I simply pa**ed out from exhaustion Dan and Kevin picked me up and brought me to the farm Started from the bottom and became a superstar Selling all the basil gave me a fresh start So let's start pushing basil to the best parts Of the country and show em what we got Tell the world our story as we sail off on our yacht [Hook] [Outro: OG Dev] "Now for those who are listening, you might think that this is trite; that a little boy has no importance to your life. Well, my friend, you are dead wrong. This little boy is the single most important being on the planet. No, it's not your savior, Barack Obama. It's Little Danny Rahrig. When people are around him, they're inspired. Art is more meaningful. Buildings are built faster and people are generally happier. Little Danny will save us all