Litmus Green - Anal Probe lyrics

an*l Probe U.F.O I got abducted For an an*l probe Late one night on a camping trip I got abducted by an alien ship They strapped me down and wouldn't let me go Impaled me with an an*l probe Aliens sent here from the sky With great big heads and big black eyes To collect a harem of abductees And force them to be probed an*lly In the name of love And the love for pain They used me For their twisted game What they wanted I'll never know But eventually they let me go Now no one wants to dare believe Or maybe they just can't conceive That I got abducted for an an*l probe!