Listener - Closed Caption lyrics

[Listener] OK, this is the Listener here, rap fans. We got Beat Rabbi on the beatbox. Uh, we got MC Fong in the studio with us. Uh, he's going to freestyle today for everybody, but the thing is, um, he can only freestyle in sign language, so I'm going to have to interpret for him. OK, all right, go ahead Fong, here we go. OK, right, OK, OK [MC Fong (translated by Listener)] He just said his name, all right it's MC Fong, OK He just don't stop on you, OK, he's going to rhyme all over you All right, he just said something about my shirt What dude? OK, OK He's feeling the beat like braille OK, OK, OK, now he's clutching, he's saying he's coming off the dome All right, he's riding the beat OK, he's doing something in a weird accent I don't know what he's doing OK, all right, he saying he's going to put lyrical duct tape all in your mouth so you can't talk Yeah, OK, OK, OK, here we go He's like an elephant crackhead: he's got, you know, base in his trunk Something, I don't know know what he's talking OK, OK, he's MC Fong again OK, he just made an obscene gesture I'm not really feeling that, we're going to have to bleep that out later Um, OK, he's the Hannibal Lecter of MCs, cause he eats MCs? What? What are you talking about Fong? OK, he's getting me open like a door OK, all right, now he's saying he's going to make me scratch like a DJ Come on, dude OK, he's MC Fong, he's clutching again Yo he's coming off the dome, he's grabbing the mic like what Now I'm as corny as Orville Redenbacher? OK, OK, he's going really fast OK, hold on, OK I'll, OK, uh He said his verses change more than piggy banks Um, he said your rhymes are falling apart like a leper on a treadmill Um, OK, OK, he's MC Fong, he just don't stop That's clutching, dude. Come on, stop All right, here we go OK, he's coming in, he's coming in OK, he's MC Fong, he just don't stop OK, peace. Yeah Yeah, he's out. Peace y'all Yo, he's out. All right, MC Fong is out, yo Yeah, dope, dude, that was dope