There was a starfish Then there was five She thought she did good Coming from arkansas Militant pro-lifer k**ing a soul Who just wanted To give a starfish To her grandma To her father To her cousin And her best friend To her mother You are bad, you are bad, you are bad Were the words she heard Those were the words she'll remember About their trip to jamaica So, what you gonna do With that pro-lifer There was a starfish Then there was five You were right, you were right, you were right We all know you were so right, you were so right It doesn't matter 'Cause she doesn't know why not k** more starfish k** more starfish k** more starfish k** more starfish k** more starfish