Linus - Fah Mah than Y'all lyrics

[Intro: Farmer Shermz] God damnit! Who's disturbing my chickens in their coop? [Verse 1: Dat Mango] My chicken don't talk It doesn't even squawk It runs around town with its head cut off My ox buys stocks and it Flies around the world to give peace talks Excuse me ma'am, but you dropped your chalk My farm is up there on the hilltop When my horse walks around, it goes clip-clop I got pigs in the back and they dance in slop My daddy said "Boy, this beat better drop." Sorry dad, but that ba** can't stop There's hay on the floor, go and get that mop Then I come back in 10 just to check up Socks, and clocks, amok How did this homestead get unlocked? I wish they would've just knocked A flood coming in and the roads are blocked [Dialogue 1: Farmer Shermz] Goddamn kids messing up my chicken coop Goddamn rabbits messing up my crops Eh, I swear, one of these days, I'ma take 'em And I'm gonna rip 'em all apart Gah! [Verse 2: Dat Mango] I got a cornfield in my backyard Eating my veggies is not very hard Got a little bit of kale, little bit of swiss chard Chef it up in a sk**et with a spoonful of lard It's never to early to get my start Doesn't even matter if the sky is still dark I'll take a few minutes and stare at the stars Think about just how young we really are Now I'm in a car Driving down the road, going to the market Arrive with my car on the scene, then I park it Next to the acorn squash, that's my target While I'm there I spot a pig from my farm At the butchers booth, 'bout to undergo harm Blade in his hand, the butcher raises his arm Squeals fill the air as I hop in my car [Dialogue 2: Mrs. Shermz and Farmer Shermz] "Sherman? Sherman, dear? Sherman, will you go into town and fetch me a few things?" "Goddamn it. Alright. I guess I'll go in." [Verse 3: Farmer Shermz] E - I - E - I - E - I - O Up before the sun does show Grab my eggs, eat them to go Chased with milk from udders below My ho's badder than your ho Mine's a tool, you don't even know Milk farmer got beef on the low So I turned him into a scarecrow You should see my empire grow I'm talking 'bout cornfields, bro My chickens are quick, my cows are slow Doesn't matter man, they're on d**h row I can't herd sheep and it blows My collie chased after a doe Been corn-fed since I was four Hop on my tractor and just roooooooooll