Linus - CuntSmasher lyrics

Crowd: Linus, Linus dick! Linus: Um, thank you ladies. Ladies, calm down. There's enough dick to go around, oh! [Linus] Say hello to the rhythm rhymer Espionage, double two timer Locking you liars captive inside an empty garage My car is like mecca to b**hes and broads Women flock to my dodge like m**ms walk to the hajj My god, allah-kadabara-diculous Pilgrimages pillage entire countries and villages But f**, enough bodies to fill a mack truck, then fill it back up Yo Im illin enough to smoke a joint but im too stoned to pick one up My piss is so dismissive even KISS won't lick it up This is some sh**ty snuff, get me the kind of coke that 50 does My nose is tough for the going Stuffed full of blow, up to the the dome, ruptured and blown up-- From higher levels of seritonin Take my music to TBS like they're airing Conan Making fun of stupid people, Sasha baron Coen [Hook (Linus)] Lighting them up with one of my words, all of my verbs Several unheard I bet its absurd, to listen to us Like quick division mixing rhyming words with rhythm Flexable timing, high, while the levels are climbing Decibles flying crazy like mexican pilots I bet it's the time of my life, I might as well try it out Might as well, buy a house, but f** it, now im high as hell [Camronius] Counting the seconds 'till the jackets be reckless I'm doing these dresses, no protection Making messes with finesse Little redhead b**h, A+ breasts and freckles Now bend over, it's time for a lesson, b**h It's called bu*ts** 101, punishment can be fun Escpecially when I cum in your bum Don't fear the rear, I only do it because I don't want a bun in ya I don't want you to be my baby's mother, f**er Mother f**er, I rub rub your mother's udders in bu*ter and cut her and shut her up and then I flood her away f**ed her and dumped her, I'm marvin gaye Feed her prophylac from the local f**in' pharmacy Licked up that vanilla pudding that she craves, sharted on her face Dipped out without a trace, when daddy got back from a homework parade Dropped her for sake I exterminate b**hes like extra-strength raid [Hook (Linus)] Lighting them up with one of my words, all of my verbs Several unheard I bet its absurd, to listen to us Like quick division mixing rhyming words with rhythm Flexable timing, high, while the levels are climbing Decibles flying crazy like mexican pilots I bet it's the time of my life, I might as well try it out Might as well, buy a house, but f** it, now im high as hell [Linus] Im a short runt, spun out, who*e and I know Im only short cause marijuana stunted my growth Smoke punted my dome, f**ed my lungs, and blunted my throat Stuck in a spliff ditch made my me and camron Im sick of being chill all time, time to transform, autobots, decptacons Im in my optimus prime With optimum rhymes Lights got your optical blind, youll face the sidewalk with my curb-stomp-able rhymes Herding sheep and cattle, b**hes travel from seattle to me, saddle up to ride Every time I do a line the ligaments dissalligen in my spine My bodys working on overtime, my mind is overflowed with rhymes My rhymes overflowed with metaphorical comets crashing on people who give me negative Responses or comments Im at a loss for words, exhausted over worked and hurt But f**, im also burnt from chronic [Hook (Linus)] Lighting them up with one of my words, all of my verbs Several unheard I bet its absurd, to listen to us Like quick division mixing rhyming words with rhythm Flexable timing, high, while the levels are climbing Decibles flying crazy like mexican pilots I bet it's the time of my life, I might as well try it out Might as well, buy a house, but f** it, now im high as hell Linus: Thank you, thank you very much, now Cam: f** you Linus: We were about to leave. so ladies Cam: I f**ing hate you all, I shouldn't have even come Linus: if you want our number, it's flashing above the stage. that's 604-555... Cam: c*ntsmasher Linus: Thank you Cam: You're welcome