Linus - Creamy Winter lyrics

[Intro: Sherman Lurch] Creamy, creamy winter Creamy winter Creamy winter It's gonna get cold and creamy Creamy winter Creamy, creamy, creamy winter Creamy winter Soon to be a creepy winter [Verse 1: Sherman Lurch] I made a beagle jealous because f** that canine Now I'm chilling underground with the homie named L i n u s We're doing fine, chilling and just pa**ing time Rhymes on point, flow porcupine spine Or stegosaurus, you're a chump more or less I'm running this sh**, my name's Gump, Forest Murder fat people, call it plump-gore-fest And free those nipples, let's see more breast [Chorus: Sherman Lurch] It's too cold you'll freeze Stay close and warm with me You don't have to leave This winter is for cream [Verse 2: Notya] I love myself, I'm so selfish What's wrong with yourself? You smell like old shellfish I packed some pickles in a tackle box Whipped 'em out and slapped some thots Think I'm lying? Ask me knots Like the units, on the speedboat Speed-heads saying that they need coke I need Siri to read note And spit this better than me I order a broccoli cheddar and cheese soup For me to eat in a Bentley Coupe And I'm sorry sir, but I have to poop And is your toilet paper three-ply? And can I hit that and get the free high? Your chick didn't want me to pull out and she got the cream-pie Just to have my kids Drunk eBay, my bad on these bids I didn't mean to buy it now Free shipping, oh-my and wow And why did you buy a cow? I just wanted steak But instead I went to Steak 'n Shake And I'm done, my back started to ache I need a back rub (a back rub) Or a fat dub (a fat dub) Uhh, this is a wack club [Pre-Chorus: Sherman Lurch] I hope you're staying warm, during this creamy winter Cause we're not done yet [Chorus: Sherman Lurch] X2 [Verse 3: Sherman Lurch] If her p**y the truth, then I'll face the facts That's what she named my dick, because she can't handle that We gotta make it quick, honey, then I gotta dash So I can find time to get high so I can crash Wake up, start again, I ain't done yet My rhymes Pokemon 83, man I am far-fetched But still a catch, I don't catch no respect So you catch regret cause you don't f** with Big Wet!