Linda Perry - Don't Touch Me While I'm Sleeping lyrics

He picked me up around a quarter to nine I was a little shocked that he was right on time He was really well mannered as he opened my door He seemed like the man that I've been lookin' for He took me to a fancy restaurant And told me to order anything I want I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends And said, "Oh my God, he's such a gentleman" You wanna have a good time As he slipped me some wine And then I started to feel really sleepy And he had this creepy look in his eyes So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe I'll just wake up and break your neck It won't be worth the costs you paid This will be a date you'll never forget So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe I'll just wake up and break your neck It won't be worth the costs you paid This will be a date you'll never forget I woke in the morning at half past eight And I couldn't remember what happened to my date My stomach was woozy and I didn't feel right I couldn't recall a single thing last night My best friend Suzie called me on the phone And said, "Girl, you really had it goin' on" If you could imagine the f**ing look on my face When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape I went straight to his work And shoved his face in the wall "I hope you had a good time, motherf**er Now it's time to say goodbye to your balls" So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe I'll just wake up and break your neck It won't be worth the costs you paid This will be a date you'll never forget So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe I'll just wake up and break your neck It won't be worth the costs you paid This will be a date you'll never forget The moral of the story to make myself clear Is that all you rapist a**holes better run with fear I would think twice before your next date 'Cause you'll just end up someone's b**h in cellblock eight So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe I'll just wake up and break your neck It won't be worth the costs you paid This will be a date you'll never forget So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe I'll just wake up and break your neck So don't touch me while I'm sleeping, babe I'll just wake up and break your neck