Linda Eder - The Mad Hatter lyrics

If you need something done, lay in way, hit and run There is just one name you should know I'm not sugar and spice, I'm more naughty than nice When it comes to bad I'm a pro So just drop a dime on me I will guarantee, it's a fait accompli Check out the hat 'Cause baby, I'm where it's at You got someone to find, somethin' nasty in mind Put the hatter hot on the trail I can get the job done like Attila the Hun And buddy, that ain't no fairy tale Let them run away, I will make them pay Quicker than the lady can say Off with her head Well, isn't that what she said? I'm the Mad Hatter, wacky as a hatter should be The Mad Hatter, ain't nobody crazy as me Might as well give up now, ain't no way, no how No one makes their get away clean Know what I mean? The Hatter works for the Queen What is true? What is not? Can both change in a shot And buddy, me, I couldn't care less 'Cause in two seconds flat, livin' under my hat Is the strategy for success I can stop a coup with a thing or two That you thought nobody could do You oughta know this ain't my first rodeo I'm the Mad Hatter, dapper as a hatter should be I'm the Mad Hatter, ain't nobody snappier, you see So just surrender, dear, for the end is near Let's grease up that old guillotine You think I'm mean? Well, get a load of the queen? There is nothin' I won't do There is nothin' too taboo I will lie, I will cheat I will track you down and then hit delete Tout de suite, so, buddy, let me repeat I'm the Mad Hatter, clever as a hatter should be I'm the Mad Hatter, never pull the wool over me I've got a welcome planned here in Wonderland It's an audience with an axe, take it from me I'm only stating the facts so sit back and relax The Mad Hatter attacks, the Mad Hatter attacks