I go outside And I get all kinds of funny I can't decide Whether to run or hide Though I look fine It took a ton of makeup To hide the lines Oh, hi Fine thanks so much for asking I lie and then I say good-bye Well crossing my fingers under the table Telling a friend another fable Everything's cool All I really want to say Is for your information I'm really not overly happy I stay inside I have no television But I can recite Edgar Allen Poe line-for-line 'Round eight or nine My telephone is ringing Wifey's on time Oh, hi Fine thanks so much for asking I lie and then I say good night Well crossing my toes under the covers Telling her like I tell the others Baby, it's cool All I really want to say Is for your information I'm really not happy For your information I'm really not happy Oh, hi Fine thanks so much for asking I lie and then I say good-bye Well crossing my fingers under the table Telling a friend another fable Everything's cool All I really want to say Is for your information I'm really not happy For your information I'm really not happy Unhappy Unhappy