Lincoln - Smashing lyrics

The bicycle was built for two Prone to giving blacks and blues Jumping fences to the pool The policeman was rarely cool Davy Crockett's box was found Filled with Granny Smith apples The car was fire engine red Outside a house of gingerbread Nevermind that barking spike I'd love to cream him with my bike And all that grew around the farm Was pot and poison ivy Muffler burn on every leg Smarts just like Mumblety-Peg Unhappy St. Valentine's Day The ambulance is on the way Three-hundred dollars buys a used Light-green motorcycle The water smelt like gasoline A broken-down washing machine Refrigerator on the blink Stockings soaking in the sink Cottonmouth and a k**er rash And every day was smashing