[Intro: King C.R.E.M.E.] Kids Welcome to Mickey LowMays Mysterious Clubhouse (Wow) This year, don't you want to hear a Christmas story about the triads? (Yeah) Hey, hey, bang [Verse 1: Matty Gospel] Your b**h ding-a-ling-a-ling My penis raises and raises Take into my storage space and ding-a-ling-a-ling Ask you if you understand Your guy is actually my guy Butcher open your a**hole, internal organs all come out After selling your wife, take the money to give out red pockets Give it out to [?], make you unconscious Call a taxi, buy a Benz (Rolex), flinging around my Rolex Drive them to shoot a p**no After shooting a p**no, shoot an AV with your b**h My name is Matthew Cheah, s** education teacher is Donnie Choi (#FreeDonnieChoi) They say the best in China is Justin Full H.A.M. Party more corrupt than Chen Shui-Bian (Taiwan belongs to China!) So kids, ask you what the f** you want for Christmas That is me taking your mouth to be a urinal (Piss onto you) Will f** or not? a**hole will not rest Shove into your mouth until you cannot breathe [Hook: Lin NippleTwister] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (f** a**holes) Ding ding dong, ding ding dong Eat my penis (HEY) We butcher motherf**ers so happily Salty fish bury it in Mongkok (HEY) Ding ding dong, ding ding dong Your mother is a serial flasher (HEY) Buy (Kids) c**aine more than a snow (Mickey Low Mays) mountain Butcher you until you fly into the underworld (HEY) [Verse 2: Mickey LowMay] Kids I am Mickey LowMays Mysterious Clubhouse (Uh) In Full H.A.M. grounds (Full H.A.M. Gardens) I f** your an*l flaps until they're broken (Yuh) After f**ing once, do it again (Woo) Because Christmas festival, is about f**ing a**holes After f**ing a**holes, s** on my Christmas nuts Favourite thing is to get drunk and beat up my wife (Uh) Afterwards take a taxi to your house and f** your wife (Huh) Take your b**h's school fees to go poking The remaining money use it to eat gra** I'm really high, f** your mom (f** your mom) Big head your mother, your dad grows gra** Dripping and dropping, triads (Triads) Watch you dripping and dropping and f**ing your younger sister Lunar New Year, gift you with a bowl of mandarins Wishing everybody to f** a**holes, WOO Mickey LowMays Mysterious Clubhouse, f** a**holes! [Hook: Lin NippleTwister] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (f** a**holes) Ding ding dong, ding ding dong Eat my penis (HEY) We butcher motherf**ers so happily Salty fish bury it in Mongkok (HEY) Ding ding dong, ding ding dong Your mother is a serial flasher (HEY) Buy c**aine more than a snow mountain Butcher you until you fly into the underworld (HEY)