Lin-Manuel Miranda - Handball in Highbridge Park lyrics

[BENNY] Handball in Highbridge Park [LINCOLN AND BENNY] Every Tuesday after dark Ever since seventh grade This is the only game we've played [BENNY] Lincoln you should've been there When we walked in there Surrounded by woman in swimwear Every single one of them was fine as hell! [LINCOLN] Serve the ball [BENNY] Yo, I said ladies one at a time there's plenty of Benny for all of y'all! [LINCOLN] You're a stud [BENNY] Lincoln you should have stayed Even Usnavi got laid [LINCOLN] I've been working on music like a madman But this new song just doesn't feel right The open mic is soon and I gotta write this tune So let me kick your a** and call it a night! [BENNY] Why don't you sing me a song? [LINCOLN] No way in hell [BENNY] Well then why don't you tell me what's wrong? [LINCOLN] Nothing's wrong, I'm fine- [BENNY] No need to get all defensive. Damn I'm just saying You seem kind of pensive [LINCOLN] So, what are your plans tonight? [BENNY] Probably drink some shoties with Usnavi at some club Let's go get wasted and dance [LINCOLN] Yeah right! [BENNY] Oh you gotta see the bodies on the hotties at this club You never come out and mingle [LINCOLN] (?) [BENNY] Then you complain that you're single Let's get laid! What the hell is your problem? *s**s teeth* You're so lazy [LINCOLN] -sputters- That's not even true! I ain't lazy I'm waiting for the one who drives me crazy I follow my heart and so should you! [BENNY] What [LINCOLN] I've got my eye on this one special person but she doesn't know how I feel [BENNY] Yo what's her name? [LINCOLN] I'm staying quiet. Until I'm sure it's for real [BENNY] -laughs- Is it that chick from the Manhattan mall? [LINCOLN] I'll never tell [BENNY] No it's that chick from McDonald's [LINCOLN] -laughing- The tall one? You're crazy! [BENNY] If I win this game will you tell me at all? [LINCOLN] Shut up and serve the ball [LINCOLN AND BENNY] Handball in Highbridge Park Every Tuesday after dark You'll hang your head in shame After I beat you in this game [LINCOLN] I'mma kick your a** so hard you'll land in Cincinnati [BENNY] Yo I'mma make you cry so hard you'll look like (?) [LINCOLN] I'mma screw you so damn bad you'd think I was your daddy [BENNY] …Let's just play