Lin-Manuel Miranda - The Reynolds Pamphlet lyrics

[FULL COMPANY] The Reynolds Pamphlet [JEFFERSON/MADISON/ANGELICA] Have you read this? [BURR/JEFFERSON/MADISON] Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair And he wrote it down right there [MADISON] Highlights! [HAMILTON/JEFFERSON] “The charge against me Is a connection with one James Reynolds! For purposes of Improper speculation My real crime is an Amorous connection with his wife For a considerable time With his knowing consent [JAMES] James Reynolds! [BURR] My real crime is an Amorous connection with his wife [MADISON/BURR/JEFFERSON] Damn! [HAMILTON/JEFFERSON/MADISON] “I had frequent meetings with her Most of them at my own house.” [BURR] At his own house! [MADISON] At his own house! [DEEP VOICE] Damn! [HAMILTON/JEFFERSON] “Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absent On a visit to her father.” [MADISON/BURR] No… [COMPANY] Boooo! [MADISON/BURR] Have you read this? [JEFFERSON] Well, he's never gon' be President now [MADISON/BURR] Never gon' be President now [JEFFERSON] Well, he's never gon' be President now [MADISON/BURR] Never gon' be President now [JEFFERSON] He's never gon' be President now [MADISON/BURR] Never gon' be President now [JEFFERSON] That's one less thing to worry about [JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] That's one less thing to worry about! [ANGELICA] I came as soon as I heard [JEFFERSON] What?! [HAMILTON] Angelica— [COMPANY] All the way from London?! Damn [HAMILTON] Angelica, thank God Someone who understands what I'm Struggling here to do [ANGELICA] I'm not here for you [ENSEMBLE] Oooooh! [ANGELICA] I know my sister like I know my own mind You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind I love my sister more than anything in this life I will choose her happiness over mine every time Put what we had aside I'm standing at her side You could never be satisfied God, I hope you're satisfied [JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] Well, he's never gon' be President now Well, he's never gon' be President now Well, he's never gon' be President now That's one less thing to worry about. [ENSEMBLE MEN] Never gon' be President now Never gon' be President now Never gon' be President now That's one less thing to worry about. [JEFFERSON/MADISON] Hey! At least he was honest with our money! Hey! At least he was honest with our money! [HAMILTON] Hey! At least I was honest with our money! Hey! At least he was honest with our money! [ENSEMBLE WOMEN] Well he's never gon' be President now Well he's never gon' be President now Well he's never gon' be President now That's one less thing to worry about. [ENSEMBLE MEN] Well he's never gon' be President now Well he's never gon' be President now Well he's never gon' be President now. [FULL COMPANY] That's one less thing to worry about! The Reynolds Pamphlet [JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] Have you read this? You ever see somebody ruin their own life? [COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON/ELIZA)] His poor wife