Lilly Singh - If Bollywood Songs Were Rap lyrics

Every rapper talking about the shape of her body Every movie plot about her wedding, that’s her shaadi Call me smart before you call me hottie I’m a woman with a story Yo, you should get to know me ’cause I hustle hard, fight back reject any labels I’m able to do what I please I reject fables Ain’t no need to save me Keep your horse in stable What position I like, huh? The head of the table My sister got double D’s Her ambition even bigger Shawty got hella thighs Her resilience even thicker I ate some carbs my booty grew quicker I got phat stretch marks Yaar minu koi ni fikar (I don’t even care) This body is mine You can’t make feel ugly Only thing gotta change is you mind If you judge me Light or dark skin it’s a win It don’t bug me Don’t need fair and lovely Because I love me In a skirt, in shirt In a swater, in a vest Don’t matter if I cover or expose my chest These beasts best learn how to catch the breath ’cause this beauty decides who will be her guest What’s under this bra Tatas that need consent If ain’t your body I don’t need yuh two cents Yo 3 4 5 6 7 8 cents Keep your money Just make respect common sense All izz well My life gets so out of control When I’m offline I ain’t hashtag goals Got 20 problems I made up in my head Anxiety sleeps next to me in my bed Your kid is 25 not married, no kids Your Ma**i ji won’t stay out your business I dip samosa in ketchup no doubt Thing is when I do, all the stuffing falls out Your daughter wore a dress What will people say? Hopefully they’re impressed She don’t skip leg day You waiter brings the cheque Hasn’t been pay day You ate a salad They wanna split it three ways Listen you good all is well And if ain’t, tell someone, ask for your help Men, eff taboos take care of yourself Everything means nothing without mental health So if you cry in the shower, lemme hear you say Hey! Hey Hey It’s okay, rinse off You a mothereffin’ Bawse Everything gonna be okay Now let me hear you say Arey bhaiya All is well (All is well) Arey bhaiya All is well (All is well) Arey chachu all is well (All is well) Arey bhaiya All is well Let me hear you say Ee on aan aan aan aan.. Aankh marey (Oh Lilly one more remix?) There’s a lot of people here But all I see is you I dated a ting or two But boy you something new Wanna get a ring from you And turn you into a boo You the type of s**y dude To make me say “I do” Jawline sharp Looking smart Smile is work of art Doing laps, I’m off track Rainbow road Mario kart I’m trying to make you notice me I’m wondering what you think of me You really got me focusing But then a queen winks at me She rock my world This stunning girl You see her hair That effing hair I start to stare And girl I swear You got me sprung and I don’t care Can we fall hard over time? Or will you call me Galentine? Girl you bad bad bad Looking like that that that Found you on insta And I double tap that Tap tap tap tap tap tap that Now I feel like I gotta have have that Hey baby boo I will battle for you Take you on a vacay When you say any day Round the world girl I will travel for you (O ladka!) Hey boy, can I have your number We can satisfy each other Hey girl, can I have your cell I think we would work very well (Aankh marey Aankh marey o ladki aankh marey) (Aankh marey Aankh marey o ladki) Baggy jeans, k**er kicks Lacey bra, I am that chick I do both, no need to pick Gimme ladies gimme… I swear that that girl just winked I swear that that boy just winked I swear that that girl just winked I swear that that boy just winked