(Verse) Pardon me, Im kinda blasted Ive been drinking since noon (are you for real?) So forgive me, I just need a little room Cos in any given minute I might f** around and throw up Then hop inside my pickup, hit the lot and go do doughnuts f** the police though, I can grab that weed and roll up Ask me what my name is, Ill probably tell em Im toe up Hold up, hold up, I really mean it, hold up I told that b**h to put me through, kinda like a tow truck My homie on that lean, hes swaying like a rocker And now hes moving slower than a granny with a walker I told that b**h to come here, I really need a driver And then I told er treat my dick like a breath of lager, Im drunk (Hook) I smoke beer (I smoke beer) Drink weed (Drink weed) Ridin round singing f** the police (police) I sip beer (sip beer) Without lean (without lean) Ridin round singing f** the police (police) (Verse) Oh I go f**ed up and I know it (you know it) sh**, Im stumbling Thinkin Im spittin, pimpin to this b**h but Im just mumbling I had an idea I can get this hoe to my room and make her squirt All I need is weed and drinkin beer to smoking that sh** what Keepin up with me is up, I always go hard Im never going home Im crashing out on the studio couch Tonight dont cry, leave me alone Im in my zone and Im feelin it High or drunk, it dont matter, Im k**in sh** The name is Lil Wyte if you didnt know by now Might take a n***a a week to settle yo b**h Dont give a f** who, f** the police too Must be my n***as Tennessee attitude Im a cool motherf**er, Im just actin rude I got no cla** to put me in a bad mood Im a little bit ratchet and trippy at all times Im turnt up to the max, these aint just rhymes Im on my Juicy J sh** Its been 30 oclock and thats the first I tried (Hook) I smoke beer (I smoke beer) Drink weed (Drink weed) Ridin round singing f** the police (police) I sip beer (sip beer) Without lean (without lean) Ridin round singing f** the police (police) f** em (Verse) I pull up to the club bumpin country music Them people look at me like I was really f**in stupid Im ridin round drunk listening to Js and Alby Sippin on that work, oh sh** Im smoking on that Al Green As much as Ive been drinkin, man I aint even thinkin I told this b**h that my dick was smaller than my pinky Dont know what I was thinkin But maybe I could pull er And then I told her b**h to grab a beer out of my cooler And Im a hilarious guy I might cum before I f** like American Pie Now they sayin that Im longer so dont curse no more And then I tell em sh** f** damn c*nt who*e (Hook) I smoke beer (I smoke beer) Drink weed (Drink weed) Ridin round singing f** the police (police) I sip beer (sip beer) Without lean (without lean) Ridin round singing f** the police (police) f** em