Lil Wayne - My Birthday lyrics

[Intro - Lil Wayne] Yeah, it's on Basically.. I got Streets in the booth with me Dedication trois [Verse 1 - Lil Wayne] Now let me talk my sh**! Fresh up out the water like a caught five fish Weezy F b**h I can say what I please Swagger so cold it stay when I leave I see you little dogs just shaking out fleas I k** dogs like I'm making chinese food Rude only when I gotta be Sometimes I gotta tell myself not to bother me "Tell Lil Wayne not to bother Weez!" Shawty wanna be on my team, she could cheerlead.. Sure, I go, Wayne go, Ice on a white T I make a snow angel Y'all n***as squares, but aint got no angle My sh**'s so tight you can get strangled It's Young Money aint no such thing as plain clothes Polo jammers, Louis slippers, call that "private plane clothes" Oh I'm taking off, going to another land Call her missus never going to another man Shawty knows Weezy, muthaf**a, I'm a lover man Yeah talk that sh** Tune! I gotta wipe my diamond Grill with a tissue I talk too much sh** I eat p-ssy and you s** dick [Kidd Kidd] Young Kidd KIdd They call me "Lil Nut" but my nuts aren't the same No h*mo, that's how I came in the game I married Mary Jane, I seen the Spidermane The sh** that made Pinky blow Out the Brain brain Told Lois Lane I can't be a Super Mane My whole ? is back mane and I keep that iron-mane They wanna yellow flag me, throw me out the game I'm back at the halftime like it's just an ankle sprain Ain't no one could do it better More hits than Eddie Guerrerra The flow like Eddie Monster praying at the competitors It's ma** hysteria, historic in your area 51 alien What planet is he from Huh? Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun Picture Bugs with the shotgun ? All my thugs get dirty like we running in the mud We 7:30 livewires Unplug off the chain, utterly untame Put the gun to your frame, b**h a bloodstain Hard to come out, like a nut-stain I came from nothing, now it's f**in' cars, hoes And planes, who the f** could complain? Huh? [Gudda Gudda] So you mad cause I'm styling on you? Lights off, mask on, creep silent on you Get violent on you, you a sissy like Sisqo Gudda, I'm the East gang schizo It's no coincidence, man, I bet your b**h know How I knock her down with the Kosher dill pickle High yellow n***a but my hot dog, like nutskins b**hes aiming for the pockets? You get nuff skin Let me get back in it, b**h I just go head first, you be on that timid sh** Get head first, then I be on my Jimmy sh** sh**ting on b**hes with that Chris Brown (give me sh**) My n***as Streets say "k** them all!" b**h, you know we got guns like the Pentagon I'm just eating n***a, I'm getting my dinner on And your b**h licking, getting her lizard on [T Streetz] Talk reckless, I don't give a muthaf** I make you do what you is, b**h n***a, duck I come for you and your kids like n***a what n***as with elephantitis ain't got bigger nuts Young Money n***a, big dicks, big trucks I'mma smash a n***a if he try to diss us Go to court, the case get dissmissed Cause if we did time, your main b**h would miss us [Mack Maine] It's Mack Maine, ain't sh** to discuss I get up in a b**h throat like hiccups I Chris Kringle bullets with n***as for Christmas Then turn to their female dog like "b**h, what?" My n***as squeeze triggers like they got arthiritis My dick bigger, that's why I walk like I got tendonitis I spit nasty on the mic like I got gingivitis The doc said I got a case of real n***anitis He ain't got a vaccine or cure strong enough to fight it See, I'm a warrior, they compare me to Leonidus I got a set fee, I ain't about discussing prices Cause I ain't tryna go broke like Hammer or Mike Tyson Wish you could see my face now Feel like I'm poltergeistin' See me in streets, be Street Fighting like Blanka or Bison Slicing, dicing like we butcher knifeing Wifing b**hes, never, that sh** is trifling Young Money the f**ing nicest Put words together like a f**ing hyphen n***a don't make us start f**ing rifling n***a really it go to f**ing striking We got a lot of rappers striking Standing by the harvest for fruit Waiting for the fruit to ripen We run up on n***as and jack them for their stipend You catch me in Minnesota like I'm a Viking I'm with every video vixen that you liking I'm the reason your b**h dyking n***a dont want no beef, look at Kidd Kidd He like this How I get like this? I pop a n***a, break something like Midas Im trying to be modest, n***a, I'm honest Young Money, Young f-cking Money And this is what I did for my birthday b*tch