Lil Uzi Vert - Everything Lit lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, yeah Yeah-yeah Yeah Luv is Rage Lil Uzi Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi Yeah [Verse] Boy, you disgust me Why is yo b**hes so ugly? My b**h so perfect, she kinda look Asian (yeah) Come all the way from Toronto All she do is s**y-s**y My stomach problem from all of this muddy No money problems ‘cause I’m gettin’ money (money) This sh** is crazy, it just started for me I was just home, broke, doin’ the dougie Pinky ring, water-flooded Wrist got cold yellow diamond runnin’ Grab a tissue if it is an issue (damn) Usually grab a pistol No, I didn’t for them itty-bitty n***as I’m from the city with real k**ers n***a Gilly said, “Ya’ gon’ win now” Uzi countin’ all these major figures Getting money, got a major hitter But I ain’t talkin’ Barry Bonds (yeah) When I was younger, wanted Keri Hilson n***a like Dennis the Menace Now my money old like Mr. Wilson (yeah) Sneak dissing, who you? The records be missing I f** with Hit-Boy, I’m tryna be a hitman Takin’ yo a** straight out of existence Where is yo hitman? That other man got him Shout out Jodye Flacko, f** wit’ your album Moving them pigeons, them birds, they be flockin’ White b**h on my dick, she ride like a ‘Rari When I get rough, she crank that like a [?] She shake her a** on my dick like a co*ktail I could’ve f**ed your b**h right at L.A That’s how much she play with my [?] I had put some money right in the safe Didn’t do nothin’, was high, it was late But we still talk on the phone everyday About goin' on that perfect date She hear my name, p**y on percolate Only date if my dick all in her face (woo) Wait, 4-5, that’s all on my waist (all on my waist) Wait, why these n***as in the way? Why do these n***as be frontin’ They just be there with no office Most of they’re parents be owning they office That both of my parents pray more than less often My old b**h always be gaggin’ and coughin’ My new b**h, she swallow me up so jawless I want the money, the fame, and the barbie You know, the white b**h that look like iCarly She ride my dick like that b**h is a Harley (skrrt) I just got Energy j**els that was counterfeit (counterfeit) Clock rounds like my VVS diamond wrist Everything real, so keep on watchin' it (watchin' it) If you watchin' me, then you watchin' it (you watchin' it) My new b**h asked where is the profit for this (profit for this) Gettin' money really ain't no option, b**h (no option) Watch your mommy and the lie detectors said (oh) Boy, I swear you did not write the script (oh) Never really was a fan, though Four-door coupe, open just like a sandal We used to pray for them Lambos I take my girl to a private resort Heard we walk 'round wearin' sandals My b**h so bad, she a handful That's why she treat me so good Wake up the p**y and eggs, they be scrambled Everything lit Everything, everything, everything lit Everything lit like a candle Ohh, she gave me head like some dandruff Everything, it is so random Love and rage, it is so random Love and rage, it is so random