Lil Tra$h - Kitties and Inconveniences lyrics

[Verse 1] Yuh, yuh Every day I wake up is a brighter day Wife by my side slept the night away Wake up and look at her pretty face Hit the snooze twice I feel good today I am off work and I'm not going back for a week Pour up the coffee then I brush my teeth Grab the remote and turn on the TV My wife ask me if I want eggs that's fine with me I got Ellie on my side, thas' my kitty she's adorable I mentioned her last time, look at those eyes, wanna die From the cuteness of her little fluffy tail Her paws are so little they're cute as well Cuts on my hands from her claws, oh well Anybody hurt her I end up in jail [Verse 2] Yah, yah The sun is really shiny bout to go work on my tan It's getting a little hot around here I'ma need a fan Not just any fan, the one that sprays water Cool me down, cool me down now I'm hearing thunder I'll just go inside an' read a book Maybe I'll just cook Got a recipe, I need eggs and cheese Got no garlic, I need salt and parsley And I'm out of milk, I got an empty carton, fu*k