Lil Smegma - Elephant Man lyrics

[Hook: Lord Sizzle] I'm an elephant man, I'm a hell of a man [x2] [Verse 1: Lil Smegma] Causing hell in the land, I'm an elephant man Lil Smegma gives a shout to all his celibate fans Now tell me the plan: we playing NBA Jam, or Mega Man 2? Read me wrong, I'll hit you with the Tatsu, Shoryu...ken b**h, you ain't my f**in' friend That look you giving me, holmes, I think you might like men Nothing wrong with that, though, and I can spit a fat flow The b**h wants me to cum in her afro, sh** was mad, yo But I ain't complaining To the Based God, I'll keep praying Maybe I'll f** Emily Blunt's an*s, or f**in' get famous Either or, I'm a Shinji type n***a, can still leave ya b**hes sore I'm perfect like Cell in his final form I'm like Marvel 2 Storm I'm like, I'm like watching some p**n b**h, you need to be warned Lil Smegma's known to leave bodies down in the shore The n***as like Trunks when he's f**in' slashin' the sword So you better step back and keep that dick in a gourd We takin' over the world [Hook: Lord Sizzle] I'm an elephant man, I'm a hell of a man [x4] [Verse 2: Lord Sizzle] The canvas tearing off of the Vans, sh** in the fan I'm chasing you through the sands on a soundtrack made by Can In a camper, always solo with my hand in some pampers Dampened sheets, sleepin' in the creek, drown in the hamper Drink until the lampshade goes dim, now father stretch my hands so I can be like Dhalsim I'm sounding grim on the hymn, I'm going out on a limb I'm pissing into the wind, I'm sippin' coffee from Tim's I'm in the 330i watching my life go by Getting head from a b**h that look like Sakurai Grippin' my sack, have her lick the cheese off the mac You feel me? Hit the blunt too fast I'm in the past, man, this is silly I was grillin' burgers and I heard my name one day Faded on my porch, drink the forty in the old LA The one that everybody's always dreaming of But now it's full of gleamin' demon's semen in a f*ggot n***a's double cup b**hes quick to pucker up the knuckles though a ring is missing Why a room with my n***as be full of hissing? Make my tomb full of b**hes and make it glisten And a TV so I know what I'm missing, restart the mission Konichiwa, b**hes