Lil Purp - Da Mystery Of Da Purple Panda lyrics

[Verse One] Grab the microphone like a blunt I just had it A partner in crime is more than fine its an a**et Smoke dank to my face till my body's in a casket Magician on the mic spit it psych when I cast it Chicks on my dick when its hard and it's flaccid Get dome in my home guess I'm blown like a gasket Straight shots to the spot smoke pot getting blasted Fake emcees too many and they cheap like plastic Flexible rhymes, bend spines, like gymnastics Living on the edge, check my head, thoughts drastic Don't need to rap fast but I blast back rapid Ferocious on the beat tell the sheep that I'm rabid If you're looking for a fix bump my tricks like an addict An automatic rapper always packing voodoo magic Fiasco when I flow, inspect the dro go go gadget When I'm sitting real low I smoke more to reach the attic [Chorus] Dis Da Mystery of Da Puple Panda Where the buddha go?, I've been good for Santa What do Panda's eat, do they like bananas? Dis Da Mystery of Da Puple Panda [x2] [Verse Two] I spring into action, with a magnifying gla** Inspector dank with the stank and a bag of fire gra** See I'm on the hunt for the blunt of bamboo The purple panda stay hairy, like a head of shampoo A mystery to me, the P hidden like the yeti In a place of tranquility deep in the Serengeti So ya better be ready, quick, slick on ya toes Before the panda come heavy, with a bag of heady dro Dis da mystery of da purple panda So ya better watch out, check ya watch, and get ya camera Cause he only shows once so don't close ya eyes For if you miss him by a second you'll have to wait till the sunrise Take a stance; take a chance to see beauty The purple panda always tasty, sweet and fruity Come meet the juicy, greet the groovy Da Panda's no Phantom, and this ain't a movie [Chorus] Dis Da Mystery of Da Puple Panda Where the buddha go?, I've been good for Santa What do Panda's eat, do they like bananas? Dis Da Mystery of Da Puple Panda [x2]